Early's twisted dreams come true when Granny suffers a life-mangling injury.
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
An accident leads to rage leads to friendship leads to love leads to murder leads to political success.
Oldest living confederate widow doesn't say anything of real relevance.
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God's Bro.
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
When the media sensationalizes his son's disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.
Early decides to remain faithful to all 97 of his new wives.
Terror ensues after Early shoots a cow belonging to Al-Qaeda.
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