Saul Malone is a STRATA Geologist and one of the few survivors of a tragic drill ship crash. Which is sad because there was a hot women and a wild boy who died, but somehow, Saul pulled through.

Johnny Tambourine is another survivor of the drill ship crash. He's an English Pop Star and he never leaves his cryogenic tube. He also became King of the Mole Men and had sex with Fallopia. Whish just goes to prove... King Johnny Tambourine is the luckiest bastard alive.

Robot has the personality of a crochety old man. Probably because he has an old man's brain inside of him. After a recent tiff with his good friend, King johnny Tambourine, Robot fell on a snowy mountain walkway and elected to be left behind. Whish is pretty teenage girlish for an old man/robot.

Clancy is a strong upstanding citizen of the Mole Men. He has a lot of respect for his father and for the Mole Men way of life. He seems on the up and up, but then again, we saw him have Mole Sex in a public area in the first episode.

The border-line obese Bertrum would like nothing more than to replace his father as the Leader of the Mole Men. He's quick to make a deal and seems pretty evil, but maybe we're just thrown by his red eyes.

Fallopia is a mutant Mole Man. It just happens that in the TV world of the Mole Men, their mutants look like hot former-Playmates. Fallopia has been hooking up with King Johnny Tambourine, but recently, she's been confused by her feelings for Saul. Kind of. Did somebody say Love Triangle.

He's not half-bird or half-bat, he's 100% Birdbat he's pissed off. Clancy claims that the Birdbats are psychopaths, but their Leader paints a different story of personal loss and tragedy that leaves him a widow left to raise a daughter on his own.