Robot Chicken led a boring life of clucking, pecking and scratching on Old Man McLauchlin's Farm until its untimely death on highway 9W. Resurrected by a mad scientist, Robot Chicken now spends its every waking moment sampling brain-numbing television and wishing for death.

The Mad Scientist led a boring life of test tubes, experiments and sadomasochistic hazing rituals at Long Island Tech until becoming a mad scientist in '87. A chance encounter with a roadside carcass led him to re-animate poultry and make it watch television. He also enjoys sushi.

Joseph Anthony Fatone Jr. grew up on the mean streets of Brooklyn. An oboe scholarship eventually led him to the Vienna Boys' Choir, where he met the future members of international pop sensation *NSYNC. After his bandmates were brutally murdered by yakuza, Joey trained for several hours to become a martial arts master and avenge his fallen brothers. He also enjoys pinochle.

Born Timothy Fung back when Beijing was still called Peking and nobody pissed and moaned about lazy English transliteration, the Chinese Restaurant Guy studied medicine for twelve years at the most prestigious universities in China. After escaping Communist rule and fleeing to the U.S., Dr. Fung quickly learned that American patients didn't want their doctors sounding like bad Charlie Chan movies. Now he fries noodles.

Little is known about the Bloopers Host, who first appeared to television viewers in 1986 as the warm and caring dad on the hit sitcom Warm and Caring Nontraditional Family. Oddly enough, his screen credit was "Bloopers Host". After the show's colossal eleven-season run, Bloopers Host had a brief stint in Vegas doing a blue stand-up comedy act. After several vice arrests, Bloopers Host returned to TV as the host of a bloopers program.

Stephanie Cunningham was born in 1991, exactly 10 years to the day after MTV's momentous first broadcast. Although raised in a strict Catholic household, it wasn't long before the exuberance of popular music and lightning-fast video editing took over her attention span and WOOOOOO!
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Unbeknownst to her loving family, Fanny Palmer spent the first eighteen years of her life being raised by Shaolin monks deep in the jade jungles of China. Following the Buddhist tradition of extreme violence, Fanny began her career as a highly paid assassin, taking out such evil world leaders as Hitler, Stalin and Elvis. After retirement, her family crammed her into the nearest (and cheapest) nursing home they could find. They see her on holidays if they remember and if nothing better's going on.

How could the combination of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson and Jessica Simpson's sister get any more evil? If they used a mystical incantation to form into a single, twenty-story-high killer mutant beast! Not just the hackneyed concept of pasty comedy writers with no lives of their own, the Britney Abomination actually exists, as viewers will see on the UPN reality show Britney & Kevin: Chaotic.