Aqua Teen Hunger Force

First of all, they're not teens. Secondly, there's no water involved. The whole Hunger Force thing? That's probably misleading, too. In short, if you have to ask what "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"is about, it is probably not a show for you. The rest of us will go on thrilling to the adventures of Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake as they, you know...hang out.

Master Shake

The team's self-appointed leader who possesses no work ethic.

Frylock

A box of French-fried potatoes. Potatoes...with power.

Meatwad

The shape-shifting round glob of meat.

Carl

The prime, Grade A cut of all-American man-meat who lives next door.

Ignignokt

Ignignokt is the leader of the Mooninites. He is from the moon and, as such, is far superior to anyone you know. In fact, he would like it to be known that he considers your planet to be his moon.

Err

Err is Ignignokt's sidekick who may come across as rebellious and angry to some. But all that he says and does is right. So please stop reading about him now.

Oglethorpe

Oglethorpe is a Plutonian. As such, he is from Pluto. Beyond Pluto, actually, and on into Nian. The Austrian region of Pluto and Nian, which are two very different places. Do not question the accuracy of what we say about Oglethorpe!

Emory

Perhaps you wonder why Oglethorpe and Emory are shaped the way they are. It is because the lost their keys. In a woodchipper. Oglethorpe went in first. Emory followed. Now you know.