Creepy Valentine's Day Cards

Valentine's Day hearts

So, all of the shops may have already moved on to Easter merchandise because they started doing Valentine's Day stuff in early January, but over here at Adult Swim we're pretty slow on these things, so we're doing Valentine's Day stuff just in time for Valentine's Day. Crazy, eh? Excuse our tardiness.

We've made you some printable/emailable creepy Valentine's Day postcards for your loved ones/people you stalk.

Disclaimer: these cards are creepy. That's why this blog post is called 'Creepy Valentine's Day Cards'. They are based directly on our show characters, who, let's face it, aren't the most romantic law-abiding bunch. However, if you are concerned that you may be offended by the funny content below then please click on this link to leave Adult Swim.

If you're still here, the thumbnails are below: please click on each thumbnail to open the full-sized image.

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